I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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