How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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