Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
her vagine was all disorganized.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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