My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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