real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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