just tell him i said nine months
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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