To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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