I feel like I'm in dance class right now
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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