sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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