Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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