quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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