I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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