did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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