I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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