my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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