okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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