I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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