You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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