Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Four minutes until I can fart!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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