Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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