dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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