I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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