this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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