My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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