...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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