i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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