Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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