don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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