I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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