We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
