She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Boobs are out for the taking
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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