her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have feelings that need drinking.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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