But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
