So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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