he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dude. I can hear the air.
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