Everything about him screamed your future.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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