Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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