Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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