is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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