Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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