Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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