Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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