do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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