Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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