windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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