Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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