I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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