Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Pooping to opera.
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