ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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