someone get that fucking seahorse.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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