talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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