its not stalking. its research.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
