i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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