If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
this will be a night to untag.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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